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Review: Experiences Getting Coffee At The Store vs. Getting Coffee From A Storm Drain

  Review Of Store Coffee: Occasionally, I ask myself, is coffee truly worth it? Or would I actually want to drink coffee today? Starbucks is full of these interesting coffees, sometimes they're either extremely bad, just horrible, or masterpieces. The easiest, most pleasurable way to drink Starbucks Coffee is to go outside and pour it on your white, tennis shoes, that way it soaks in there and becomes brown. When you take a sniff of it, it smells like lavender and lots of caffeine, the shoe, of course, the coffee often smells like sweat and lots of milk. Although, often water is better than coffee because water STOPS terrorism. Stopping terrorism is a good cause, so I drink about 25 gallons of water per hour, whenever I take a piss, I go outside and let it out there, occasionally, I drink about 25 gallons of soda or lemonade. Whenever I want to let it out, I take a deep breath and let it all out on the toilet. Stars: 3 out of 5 Review of Coffee In Storm Drain: When I want actually